024; Wallet & hair...
...two great tastes that taste great together?
No.
I found my wallet (Did I mention that I'd lost it?). Or rather, my boyfriend found my wallet because he was staring at my ass. Yes. It was wedged in between the passenger seat and the center console of his car (My wallet, not my ass) and when I slid in and sat down, he only happened to see it because he was eyeing my ass as I got in. He admitted this only when I called him on it. Precious. He plucked my wallet out and held it up to me and oh, how I howled with laughter.
Because you have to understand the irony; I had just received my second new ATM card not two hours earlier.
So now I have money again, my California ID card, my ATM card and my old college ID so I can still get into movies for student prices (The card has no expiration date; you are so jealous)
As for hair... it needs to be cut. It's so shaggy and crappy I've been pulling the ponytail nearly every day for the past week and my scalp is killing me.
But I am so lazy.
No.
I found my wallet (Did I mention that I'd lost it?). Or rather, my boyfriend found my wallet because he was staring at my ass. Yes. It was wedged in between the passenger seat and the center console of his car (My wallet, not my ass) and when I slid in and sat down, he only happened to see it because he was eyeing my ass as I got in. He admitted this only when I called him on it. Precious. He plucked my wallet out and held it up to me and oh, how I howled with laughter.
Because you have to understand the irony; I had just received my second new ATM card not two hours earlier.
So now I have money again, my California ID card, my ATM card and my old college ID so I can still get into movies for student prices (The card has no expiration date; you are so jealous)
As for hair... it needs to be cut. It's so shaggy and crappy I've been pulling the ponytail nearly every day for the past week and my scalp is killing me.
But I am so lazy.
posted by Colleen at 1:30 AM
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